SHORTER

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Frank Zappa once rightly said, “so many books, so little time.” In this busy life, it helps to keep things short, simple, and sweet. The 3 ‘S’ Theory!

“Shorter” is an anthology of some of my short stories and poems, weaving together unique narratives and multiple thoughts into one absorbing collection. It is playful, evocative, and emotionally complex at times. Exploring the grand absurdity of life, it will make you question logic and the real essence of it! Each story or poem is different with the common thread being my style and expression!

“Barretto has mastered multiple forms of poetry, but her talent of expression is what impressed me the most.” – Susan Violante

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The Heel Challenge!

By Chriselda Barretto

I know how we all love our “Louboutins“! Some more than others… and I think I might be part of the guilty party! The thing is if you love shoes, please note I said love and not addicted :), then the newer the model, the better it is to show it off. But let’s be honest, we can’t possibly afford to have so many pairs, without buring a hole through our wallets!

So I decided to take on the challenge of trying to find the most similar and more economical versions of some of the trendiest shoes, stilettos and heels in particular! Don’t worry, I will also follow up with flats, sandals and other shoes, if time permits. So keep a look out for my future articles…you never know when my creativity peaks and I erupt out articles like this one :)!

Without further ado, here are some of the closest versions I found to the real thing. Fancy something? Well…then click on it, and it will take you to where you can purchase it economically ;)!

Have a look and enjoy!

REAL 1

As close as it gets

Qupid Women’s LYRA-30 Heeled Sandal

Shorter heels

DREAM PAIRS Women’s Lowpointed Low Heel Dress Pump Shoes

Anne Michelle Exception 10 Womens Single Band Open Toe Platform Heeled Dress Sandals Neon Pink 8.5


REAL 2

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

Guilty Shoes – Womens Cutout Gladiator Ankle Strap Platform Fashion High Heel Sandals Heeled Sandals, Blackv3 Pu, 8 M US

Shorter heels

TOP Moda LEVIN-27 Ankle Strap Open Toe Chunky Heel Platform Gladiator Sandal (Black, 8 M US)


REAL 3

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

DREAM PAIRS Women’s Oppointed-Lacey Nude Nubuck Fashion Dress High Heel Pointed Toe Wedding Pumps Shoes Size 8 M US

Jessica Simpson Women’s Cirrus Dress-Pump

ZriEy Women’s Heeled Sandals Ankle Strap High Heels 10CM Open Toe Bridal Party Shoes Nude Size 7


REAL 4

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

Elisabet Tang High Heels, Womens Pointed Toe Slip on Stilettos Party Wedding Pumps Basic Shoes NU 7 Nude

Shorter heels

Calvin Klein Women’s Brady Pump, Desert Sand Patent, 5 M M US

Shorter heels

Nine West Womens Flax Pump Barely Nude 8.5 M

JENN ARDOR Stiletto High Heel Shoes for Women: Pointed, Closed Toe Classic Slip On Pearl Dress Pumps (8 B(M) US, Pink)


REAL 5

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

DREAM PAIRS Women’s Show Coral Nubuck High Heel Dress Pump Sandals – 10 M US

Onlymaker Women’s Gladiator Ankle Strap Lace up Open Toe Stiletto Harmoni Heeled Strappy Sandals Black 15 M US

Women Ankle Strap Stilettos High Heels Criss Cross Sandals Open Toe Bridal Wedding Evening Dress Casual Party Shoes (10, Red)

Huiyuzhi Womens Chunky Ankle Strappy Sandal Pumps Lace Up High Heels (10 B(M) US, 1-Red)


REAL 6

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

Herstyle Charming Womenโ€™s Open Toe Ankle Strap Stiletto Heel Dress Sandals Elegant Wedding Party Shoes OrangeNeon 7.0

Shorter heels

Sam Edelman Women’s Patti Strappy Sandal Heel Jute Glam Mesh 6 W US

Sunday88 Women’s Stiletto Heel Lace-up Sandals Gold

Shorter, block heels

Madden Girl Women’s Beella Dress Sandal, Black Fabric, 8 M US


REAL 7

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

PiePieBuy Women’s Pointed Toe High Heels Ankle Strap D’Orsay Pumps Shoes Bow Wedding Bowtie Back Dress Sandals (9 B(M) US – EU Size 40, Leopard)

Ermonn Womens Leopard Stiletto Heels Peep Toe Ankle Strap Thin High Heeled Pumps D’Orsay Sandals

High Heels, Women Pumps Shoes 3.94 inch/10cm Pointed Toe Stiletto Sexy Prom Club Heels LP 7

Shorter heels

IDIFU Women’s IN3 D’Orsay Pointed Toe Ankle Strap Mid Heel Low Kitten Dress Pump Shoes (8.5 M US, Leopard Suede)


REAL 8

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

Olivia and Jaymes Women’s Strappy Triple Band Ankle Strap Chunky Platform High Block Heel Sandal for Wedding Party Office USA

DREAM PAIRS Women’s Hi-Chunk Floral High Heel Pump Sandals – 5.5 M US

Shorter heels

DREAM PAIRS Women’s Fiona Floral Fashion Stilettos Open Toe Pump Heeled Sandals Size 8 B(M) US


REAL 9

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

Cambridge Select Women’s Classic Pointed Toe D’Orsay Inside Cutout Stiletto High Heel Pump

LAICIGO Womenโ€™s D’Orsay High Heels Stilettos Pointed Toe Slip-on Wedding Party Pumps Shoes

JENN ARDOR Stiletto High Heel Pointed Closed Toe Slip On Dress Party Wedding Evening Pumps Shoes for Women Pink 7.5 M US


REAL 10

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

Sammitop Women’s 10cm High Heels Pumps Transparent Pointed Toe Party Club Office Dress Shoes US7

Mackin J 188-7 Transparent Pointed Toe Slip On Stiletto High Heel Pump (9, Clear Heel Transparent)

Miluoro Women Pointed Toe Transparent Rhinestones High Heels Party Wedding Pumps (7, Silver 4.72inches)


REAL 11

AS CLOSE AS IT GETS

Jiandick Womens Rhinestone Ankle Bootie Prom Heeled Sandals Evening Dress Stiletto High Heel, Gold, 9 B(M) US

Allegra K Womens Strappy Rhinestone Heels Beige Heel Sandals – 7 M US


There you go, aren’t they all lovely? I hope you found a pair or two that you would like to have. Stay tuned for more of my articles on “Shoe challenges”!

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BY CHRISELDA BARRETTO

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Trending on Instagram…But so NOT Trendy!

Hi Guys,

Welcome back to another one of my articles, this one all in the name of “fun”, not meaning to offend anyone or anything! Don’t we all just love browsing on Insta thinking ‘WOW’ most of the time and then suddenly you come across something so hideous…you don’t know if you should laugh or cry or maybe its just some kind of cruel, crazy prank, someone is playing on you!

I have been busy collecting some of these fashion “Faux Pas”, in the hope of making this entertaining read for you! Some of these ‘ideas’ defy logic and are simply impractical! I hope you have a good laugh like I did and concerning the people advertising these…WELL…they say ‘bad publicity is also publicity‘ (…Hahaha)!

So here goes…..have fun!

Photo by malcolm garret on Pexels.com

LOL…So btw this is supposed to be a shoe-bag! Please tell me they were kidding when they designed this “shoe on your back” thing! Maybe this is punishment if you bunk school, you get to carry this piece of work on your back? Who knows?

WHAT????…Need I say more! Are these different coloured Crab Claws? Like even her nail polish is chipped…this has to be a joke :)! Maybe I got this one wrong and this will be the next big thing?

๐Ÿ™‚ Ladies…don’t we love glitter, but you agree that this is kinda overkill? I wonder if they are just stuck on…what happens if they fall into your food…would this be considered a choking hazard?

OK another nail one! Nice colours but…something’s wrong! The first two couldn’t possibly use a keyboard or a smartphone, I guess! Maybe they use it as a stylus? How do they manage to clean anything around them…like seriously LOL! No comment!

Ahem!…What are these even called? If you know, then please send me a message with its name! I seriosly think that this must be some kind of safety hazard, in the ‘Driving Law’ Rules and Regulations Booklet! Love the pink cat look…or is it ? ๐Ÿ™‚

I love jewellry, especially rings, but this is what??? I mean like seriously, do the tassles go into your food, drinks, keyboard, etc… What about the normal things like writing, cooking or washing your hands…guess you either stay away from tasks like that or you don’t buy this!

Pretty as a picture, but….what happens when you open your eyes like the rest of us! ๐Ÿ™‚ Maybe you can still see the details at the edge of your eye-lids, or you close your eyes again…just like in the pic and keep your nails close enough to show your attention to detail with the matching colours and all! Haha!

No comment here…I don’t want to offend…really! Hope they aren’t Swarovski!

Oh, this one had a video with it, showing the buckling of these “Cowboy thingies” on your pretty neat and normal ankle books! Maybe they add a bit of sparkle and a raunchy “Cowboy….sorry Cowgirl” look to it all!

Right! You better not eat, drink, kiss, nothing after you so nicely used all these lovely rainbow colours on your lips. Extremely artistic but…..! She started with 7-8 tubes of lipstick, quite handy carrying around 8 lipstick tubes with you everywhere, in your little handbag. I can’t find or mostly forget to carry even one tube… with great difficulty, imagine carrying around 8!

I saved the best for last…! Can somebody please tell me why this is considered trendy? It is repulsively disgusting! Maybe they love seafood? This probably was a joke gone wrong…!

That’s all folks for this round of “Trending but not trendy”! Hope to catch you around for the next one. Stay tuned and thanks for joining me :)! Take care…

By Chriselda Barretto

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